But you know how they say to tell the people you care about that you love them, before it’s too late. All the same, I was just thinking, that I don’t think you’re likely to be any less devastated. I don’t know if anybody was ever significantly comforted by the thought that one time they had said, “I love you” rather than not.

1. Paint the rest of your room the same color as the door.

2. Paint another door on one of your walls. (Better: Buy another door and mount it as decor.)
3. Put a sign marked “EXIT” on your door.

4. Have lots of scented tarts everywhere. (They’re basically scented candle wax, without the wick.)

So that I can get all of my shoes out of the wardrobe drawer, so that I can use the drawer for other things. I really liked what my roommate in New York did with hers.

Still, I don’t have any many pairs of shoes as certain individuals think I have. Now, my downstairs neighbor last year… I can’t even begin to understand. I walked by one time and her ENTIRE WALL was covered in shoe boxes stacked to the ceiling. They were mostly running shoes. I understand that runners wear shoes out quickly, but why collect the boxes? And I don’t even know if she was a runner.

Who are you and why do you have so many shoeboxes?